Tales of your average college student

been doin big thangs

Keys — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 04:43:15 +0000

I haven’t updated this bitch in some time I figured I would update you fuckers who look at this little place on the internet some news, first off I’ve been doing youtube vids the link I will post in the side bar eventually. But its been going very well already youtube is askin for me to apply for a partnership so yah I’ll post on my latest exploits as well as post a link at a later time, till then enjoy your new year ya bums!!

Thoughts: Part 5

Keys — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:09:57 +0000

As many naughty thoughts have gone through my head, I can’t seem to ever try getting on my friend Megan, Here she is on Halloween, so you tell me. Would you?

I hate people who over analyze shit

Keys — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:03:38 +0000

A friend of mine today asked me,

“How do you know what a good time is?”

My answer to that question was simple.

“When your having a good time”

And his reply was,

“Yeah I know, but how do you KNOW what a good time is?”

I got to thinking a couple of things, one this dude is a fucking idiot. And two, how are you going to question the validity of your good time based on what you think a good time is supposed to be? So what if you don’t have naked women running through the house chasing each other while you do a line of cocaine off a 6,000 dollar a night hookers ass. If your having a good time, your having a good time be it jerking it to some quality internet porn or out with your boys for a few beers and some laughs. Stop fucking analyzing your life!

Thoughts: Part 4

Keys — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 05:41:43 +0000

I just realized that I would love to partake in sexual intercourse with these two sisters.

The friend and the guy who doesn’t really give a shit

Keys — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 03:15:17 +0000

Instead of this sounding like a fable of sorts I want to get right to my point here in this little blog. I don’t know about you fellas out there, but how annoying is it when the chick you make contact with seems to be having fun with you only for some random dude to come along and interrupt your conversation or fun havingness. Then when the guy jumps back out of the picture after he said his peace you ask

IS THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND?

The answer to this fellas and we all know it 9 times out of fucking 10 is

Why is it no? Because whoever that guy is obviously doesn’t mean a whole lot of ANYTHING to begin with. So to all the guys playing the friend role when really they wanna be playing the boyfriend role, quit screwing around either capitalize off your chicks amazing sexiness or step aside and let somebody else take care of the situation for you, because the way I see it is, we’re on the same level and all’s fair in love and war right? Besides I don’t really care and jealousy has never been attractive trait, get it straight friend.

I’m that guy who’s always fashionably late

Keys — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 04:14:57 +0000

How many guys out there are fashionably late? I mean really. See me I’m always late if I say I’m gonna be someplace at a given time expect my ass to show up AT LEAST 15 minutes late. I dunno why I do it perhaps its a subconscious thing. What’s your reason? Comment and share

People with huge smiles annoy me

Keys — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 06:33:04 +0000

People with big smiles annoy me, its one thing to smile and then another to blatantly show the world your pearly whites in such a way that makes you look like a horse. Nobody I don’t care how fucking perfect their teeth are smile with their top row of teeth jutting out to the world screaming look at me, while your cheeks touch your ears. That’s not a smile in fact that’s more or less a creepy I’m going back to the office after this photo and killing someone smile. How about this, either smile normally or just surgically cut your upper lip off so you can just save yourself from pretending to the world, because nobody likes a fake person especially one that walks around grinning at everything.

Proof Positive that people who write in bathrooms are idiots

Keys — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:58:58 +0000

They even broke it down for the even more horrid spelling of pedophile into its classification and proper yet still incorrect pronunciation. My correction however was chopped off when I took the photo. And remember its PE-TA-FILE and it be a NOUN

Why do people get more than two napkins?

Keys — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:16:12 +0000

I always wonder why people end up getting more than two napkins at a time. Think about it you get your order you go and get your condiments and the guy in front of you at let’s say, taco bell ends up snatching up 15 damned napkins. You know he doesn’t need that many at the very least you need two one to use while eating and if shit’s real messy another to back up on. Save a tree people, no actually I could care less about that. How about save me some fucking napkins to use.

A Dream : All the garbage these chicks talk

Keys — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 07:36:40 +0000

Ehh.. Sometimes I think these chicks they take themselves to seriously. How all the sudden did so many women get self righteous, like they’re the ones running shit. Well I guess it isn’t as BAD as I put it, in fact not all women are like this. You see for there are but a few women who act like this and they spread around them a void of drama. Girls are to emotional the components aren’t all the same.. SOME are working a little better than most. The Maker who shall be known as BOB because the idea of GOD disturbs me. But it’s really all the same thing so long as I belive in a maker right? So BOB screwed up with some women, the wires got crossed. And out popped this sexy, yet shy, witty, yet down to earth headcase of jumbled emotions, who’s also he biggest freak you’ll ever see. This chick was then set forth unto the world to give me grief And he gave her the name Stacey.

And then I woke up from the dream, and realized I made the whole thing up.